Crying because naked palates

16.Apr.14 10 hours ago

Put a number  in my ask and I’ll tell you my favourite

  1. Movie
  2. TV Show
  3. Song
  4. Animal
  5. Color
  6. Word
  7. OTP
  8. Candy
  9. Thing to Do 
  10. Quote
  11. Magazine
  12. Holiday
  13. Accent 
  14. Number 
  15. Clothing Store
  16. Season 
  17. Book
  18. Actress 
  19. Actor
  20. Food 
  21. Drink
  22. Letter
  23. Cereal
  24. Fruit 
  25. Band 
  26. Sound
  27. Smell
  28. Country
  29. Person from history
  30. Artist

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16.Apr.14 11 hours ago



I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas 

I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.

(via like-a-bag-of-cats)

16.Apr.14 11 hours ago


"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

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16.Apr.14 11 hours ago

I could go for a good make out session right now

16.Apr.14 11 hours ago


Life is fleeting, but student loans are forever.

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16.Apr.14 11 hours ago
16.Apr.14 12 hours ago



the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

I’ve had women my age (22) ask me if a penis stays hard at all times.

(via blackandgoldkeywork)

16.Apr.14 13 hours ago


I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via chelsssssssssea)

16.Apr.14 13 hours ago
16.Apr.14 14 hours ago


fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

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16.Apr.14 14 hours ago