Crying because naked palates
Put a number in my ask and I’ll tell you my favourite
- TV Show
- Thing to Do
- Clothing Store
- Person from history
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Life is fleeting, but student loans are forever.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
I’ve had women my age (22) ask me if a penis stays hard at all times.
I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics